Friday, March 14, 2008

Tell me why

Why do husbands leave permanent markers in places accessible to kids?

Why do little boys feel that they need to color our laptop and computer table?

Why does it take take them only 15 seconds to do so much damage?

Why can't their sisters abstain from helping in cleaning up the mess?

Why doesn't Windex take the marker off?

Why doesn't Ajax take the marker off?

Why doesn't bleach take the market completely off?

Why do they make permanent markers so permanent?

Why did it have to be red marker?

Why does a red market leave pink residue?

Why don't men like pink, especially on their laptops?

Why did it have to happen while I was having vertigo?


  1. I hope you don't mind me mentioning it here (I'm afraid I'll forget to, otherwise) but have you seens a vestibular specialist yet? There are some types of vertigo that can be cured in one ( even if a bit unpleasant) session.

  2. Are you serious? Just one session? I don't care how unpleasant it is (unless they pull all your hair out or stick needles under the nails), very few things are worse than vertigo. I actually did go to the ear doctor with the sub-specialty in neurological disorders (of the ear). More details in the email...


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