Sub-cry for help

Co-worker, looking in my trash can:  Wow that is a lot of candy wrappers!
SubWife: (evil glare)
Co-worker:  No, really, that IS lots and lots of Milky Way wrappers!
SubWife:  Apparently, not everyone is eager to see 2012...

Is the guy is suicidal and that was his cry for help?  Should I get involved?  Let me ponder this over chocolate; I've heard sugar helps brain activity.

P.S. Pointing to someone how much chocolate they have consumed takes the "fun" out of the fun size candy.  Really.