Co-worker, looking in my trash can: Wow that is a lot of candy wrappers!
SubWife: (evil glare)
Co-worker: No, really, that IS lots and lots of Milky Way wrappers!
SubWife: Apparently, not everyone is eager to see 2012...
P.S. Pointing to someone how much chocolate they have consumed takes the "fun" out of the fun size candy. Really.