Upon discovering that the home made muffin he was eating was made out of whole wheat flour:
SubHub: Whole wheat? Are you trying to kill me?
SubWife: No, I am actually trying to prolong your misery.
Apparently swift death is better than long life with me, since I was asked for the next batch to be made from bleached all purpose highly processed white flour, chocolate chips and lots of hydrogenated oils.
(Photo courtesy of www.allrecipes.com)
I wonder what he'd say about my bread.
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