Thursday, June 24, 2010

10 thing one shouldn't do on 4 hours of interrupted sleep

1. Climb Everest - may trip and fall.

2. Take a hot bath - may fall asleep and drown.

3. Handle dangerous equipment or substance - may maim oneself.




4. Argue politics - likely to lose patience and get into a fight.



5. Make jokes - you almost certainly will misjudge how risque the joke is.


6. Perform open heart surgery - if you are a surgeon and I need to explain this one to you, please surrender you license, ASAP.


7. Write a blog entry - ahem, they are not as funny.


8. Drive - driving drowsy causes just as many accidents as driving under the influence of alcohol, 'nuff said.


9. Do housework - no serious danger unless handling dangerous substances, but seriously, go get some sleep and clean tomorrow. It will be there tomorrow as no one will do it for you anyway.


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  2. Nochum got ear infection. Not sure how many hours of interrupted sleep I got last Wednesday...

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  3. I hope he feels better. Those suck big time.

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