Well, this one will be short.
My obsession with home early pregnancy tests (EPT) had reared its ugly head once again, which prompted SubHub to utter one of his funniest lines ever. (Actually there were two lines, but I don't remember the first one exactly because the second one was soooo good.) He looked over my new super-multi-mega-pack-SubWife special edition EPT purchase and uttered, "Every time you pee, it costs us five dollars."
Little did he know that it's $5 on sale and including super-multi-mega pack discount...
(The first line - I think - went something like, "You know, you don't need a pregnancy test to pee, you can go straight into the toilet?"
So I declare this line to be the quote of the month! (or with the say my posting goes, it might end up the quote of the decade.)
Too bad Costco doesn't have. ;)
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