Wednesday, May 26, 2010

PSA: skirt length and public transporation.

This is a public service announcement coming from your local prude.

Ladies, when you wear skirts that don't cover you knees while sitting down, you are exposing a lot more than you think. Those skirts almost always ride up and leave very, very little to the imagination. So little that anyone sitting across from you will know the color of your underwear. If that is the desired effect, then knock yourselves out. I would bet, however, that most of the women are clueless about this. They think that their skirt is not showing more than desired because it's not that short and covers the knee when standing up.

I could be wrong, of course, and in the age of bikinis no one cares about this. However, personally I would be petrified if I found out that half the F train car, filled with strangers with whom I ride pretty much every morning, has seen a whole lot more than I thought or cared to show. And would want someone to tell me.

So there.

6 comments:

  1. 你要保守你的心,勝過保守一切,因為一生的果效是由心發出 ..................................................

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  2. Ha! So true! I always throw a jacket or scarf over my lap when wearing skirts above the knee. Why? Because when my kiddos were tiny, they rarely sat still, preferring to wander around me a bit as we sat in food courts or other public places. And they had no issue with (loudly) announcing everything they saw at their eye level, including underwear colors...

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  3. At least the woman is getting some ventilation.

    Mrs. Sub, I think it's time to officially ban Moshe from your blog.

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